A true no-brainer
Easy job involving big money! Attend our seminar next week at the Red Lion and find out how you can become one of many in this exciting field! Old-fashioned snitching takes a whole new turn nowadays. Work closely with our friendly psionic staff and never worry again about that next pay check. You'll wonder aloud at all the checks that pour in on a regular basis. It's like you don't actually work! Simple and fun job with lucrative promise. Work out of your home, never step foot in an office, easily hold another job while performing this one. No one will ever know you're moonlighting on the side. Not even you, it's that easy! Just listen to this employee's satisfied remarks:
Mark (Last name withheld) testifies: "Gee, I don't know what I did but this fat GUARD paycheck allowed me to buy 3 new games including Metal Gear Super Solid part 9!! Thanks!"
Apply now and secure your future. Immediate benefits package available.