Moving on up
Great penthouse apartment, two bedrooms, ready for immediate moving in. Don't worry about movers, I can help. Heavy objects? No biggie. I'll pick up your car and carry it to your room if you like. Hell, I'll pick up the whole moving truck and carry it upstairs for you (elevators are for woosies). Parking available on the roof. The luxurious surroundings are worth the price. I also work security, so you never have to feel unsafe again.