Dark but far from Dank
Large house sprawled over several private acres provides a lovely addition to this rural setting. Two rooms available for rent. While there is running water and heat, there are no light fixtures, so don't bother bringing bulbs. Immense maples and oaks complete the charming view, and provide plenty of shade. No flashlights or cameras with flashes, please. Candles and hurricane lamps can be tolerated. But that is all. Ever heard of the shadows coming alive? You'll see it happen if you bring anything too bright around here, I promise you that. So if you like it dark, contact me. Vampires may wish to look into this unique property as well.