You... YEAH you... over there. You ever realise how dirty money gets? Seriously, think of all the grime some little snot-nosed brat put on that before handing it to some pimple-popping cashier, who deposited it to a bank attendant who lives in a rat infested hole and forgot to wash their hands after using the rest room. And to think ALL that winds up in your wallet. So me and my kind hearted assistant, Rochelle...
He's the assistant really, it was MY idea.
Whatever, well we have come up with a way to relieve you of that dirty money, er... urm... wallet. By CLEANING it for you! We are professionals at this sort of thing, and uh, the first time is FREE!
Absolutely Free.
We're located at, well, never the same place twice due to inconveniences in a location. But we usually hang at Mark's Kinko Shop. So, uh, look for us around, I am the only blue haired freak toting 6-shooters, and she's the congenital Beeoch.
Am not... you piece of...
SHADDAP!