Are you way tired of all those other copy places dude? Well I totally have a beeochin' staff, including myself, myself and myself... way. I manage, assistant manage, work, and the customer service is to die for. Especially for anyone who works over at GUARD Complex across the street, man. I've had totally reliable service records in the past you know? Way... I have made copies of these top secret files and shite for GUARD... Yeah it was really kickin' to read all about... well come on down and I'll tell you. We are totally located next to R&G's Wallet Cleaning. We're open 24 hours like any Kinkos but at a way more convenient place. Usually you find these Kinko places in Bumsville, Ohio or some shite right man? So I thought it would be so cool ta open one right here you know? The closeness, but I still maintain the rip-off price! And 'sides this is a really neat way to meet babes, or so I heard. But we're open 24 hours just ask for Mark and I usually will be the one you asked. I mean not me because I will just stay at home and veg a bit, go to The Mall or the Arcade dude. And we do black and white copies so we are really not racist or anything. Not that I am really racist because I grew up in Aniheim you know? And there are a ton of different peeps who are really nice but really different. We do color copies I think, I dunno if I figured out how to work that machine yet, but that's okay becase who likes color copies? You know who really uses them? Lemmeseenow our rates are really reasonable, and if you are cute even more reasonable. It's a person-to-person basis. Ususally about $4.95 a copy but hey, you know... Um oh am I outta room on this ad already? Anyhow, stop by and copy your really important documents here... beause I need the money.
Mailing Address: 8770 Wadsworth Blvd.
City, State, Zip: Anywhere AT 80003
Country: U.S.A.
Telephone: 303-422-****
Fax: 303-422-****
Telephone(Toll Free): 800-367-****