*The following is based on the premis that BLACKDAGGER and WATERWEIRD have failed to win a fight! And thus this is the result of two very warped, tired, and odd minds. I give you: *

RO-SHAM-BO

Lynda: *L* was fun- and maybe one of these times Yoshi will WIN a fight..*L*

Beyr: Ditto fer Blackdagger

Lynda: *L* black ain't won one yet either,eh?

Beyr: *shakes head* only when I post to myself that he does *chuckles* And I had him ferever!

Lynda: *BOL* lovely....*thinks Yoshi and Black should fight sometime.* that way ONE of them would finally win a fight!

Beyr: Unless it was a draw *LOL* and with our luck....they'd either kill each other or at least knock each other out.

Lynda:*thinks* um...whoever gets rescued by their allies first wins?

Beyr: *nods* or whoever retreats first? Whoever demilishes the building they are in first? *BOLBOL*

Lynda: *LMAO* I think the building one would be a self defeat..*L*

Beyr: *nods* Okay okay *chuckles* how about a paper rock scissors duel?

Lynda: *dies laughing* and the loser of that hasta let the other person take them prisoner?

Beyr: *LMAO* WE HAFETA DO THAT! play it as a spoof! *nods* You know just fer kicks.. Man.. loser hassa go with Winner.. then of course the loser would refuse

Lynda: *LMAO* but of course!!
"You cheated! You had a telepath tell you what I was gonna pick!"
"did not!"
"Did too!! cheater!!!"

Beyr: *LMAO* *squealing* *wipes tears away*
"We don't HAVE a telepath thanks to YOUR team's telepath"
"nuh uh"
"Yeah huh!"
get in a huge brawl.. then they both lose go back to ro sham bo..

Lynda: *LOL* while all the other Unnaturals just kinda watch with wide eyes trying to figure out what the hell that was all about...

Beyr: *NODS* *LMOA* *wipes tears* Oh gawd I can see it.. *nods* Both them sulking .. picking stone and siscor at the same time... *chuckles* You swiched yours! Nuh uh! It was paper! No way It was sicsors! YOU LIE! RUNNER SCUM!

Lydna: Hunter slob!!!!!! *insert little cloud with fists and feet poking out here and there* *Hunters and runners in the BG just kinda look at each other with puzzled expressions and shrugs*

Beyr: *giggle snort* *LOL* Oh man.. *nods* Gild taking wagers in the background! *then back to what then checkers? * Oh man.. Black flips the board cause Yoshi's winning..

Lydna: *Yoshi fumes and challenges him to Chinese checkers- and tries to figure out how to play..*

Beyr: *nods* *so does Black, and the fued goes long long into the night.. and back to ro sham bo?* Until JUST THEN Black whips out a contaiment feild!

Lynda: What?!!!! Filthy cheating american dog!!!!! *scrambling back and throwing chinese checker balls at Black's feet to make him slip*

Beyr: *then Black slips and cries for mommie* *and as all GUARD tries to retreat* *CAN SEE Yoshi like in a CHEESY martial art's film too* *nods* *dies* Oh me oh mi... starring WATERWEIRD BLACKDAGGER CHOW YUN FAT AND JACKIE CHAN.. My Secret Samuri!!! .. The EVIL VILLAN Black.. has alredy slain Jackie and Chow! *immitated BAD dubbing*

Lynda: *the other Runners slink forward and knock Yoshi out to have Ei or someone scan his thoughts and see if he's sane or not after THAT little stunt- while Gild pokes around to see where he got the outfit from- getting soundly slapped for ONE of his theories about that.*

Beyr: *Black stands there, with horrid dubbing still * You vile and demonic creature.. * mouth still moving mind you* I shall defeat you *mouth stpped moving at shall* *strikes a dramatic pose, and then blinks* *nodding to Gild.* I was wondering about those faggoty clothes too... *Emme pop up* he's tres joli.. non?

Lynda: *Yoshi makes a miracle come back- no mention of HOW he did it though, just like a proper bad movie, in a flying crane position* Now- you be punished for many many bad crime against RUNner people! Villian- prepare to be punished! I will punish you! *charges with a "Hyoooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!" while everyone just kinda sits down and shares popcorn, soda and candy.*

Beyr: *Mark and Gild MST3K the flick as there is a slow mo and repeat.. repeat.. repeat.. shot of Black getting hit in the jaw, eyes wide spit and blood flying.. then a sped up pic of him hitting the ground which is his stunt double POLE in a blonde wig.. but we won't get into that... He stands again shaken, not stirrred.. GLARING AT both muns asking * WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? *note mouth stops moving on "are"*

Lynda: *Yoshi blinks. WARPOLE?!* anoo.....hah! I know Black should be called yellow! he no can fight own fights! *mouth stopped moving right after anoo-and kept going after fights* *muns just smile, wave and push him towards Yoshi*

Beyr: *blank looks at pole* Not MY FAULT My mum didn't want me hurt RUNner scum *stopped before not, started again after scum* * He gets in a crazy stance only achieved in the movies.. and he lowers his body* *and then with a striking fist lashes out* SCISSORS I WIN!

Lynda: *Yoshi does one of those crazy screams that makes you think all asian men in kung fu movies are gelded and swings his fist too, yelling* ROCK CRUSHES SCISSORS! I WIN!!!!!!!!!

Beyr: *LMAOLMAOLMAO* *TEARS serious tears* *Black clutches head and screams too and subtitles pop up with bad dubing* OH NO!!!!!!

Lynda: *is gasping for breath, having a hard time seeing the screen* OH YES!!!! *big red subtitles* VIC-TORY!!!! *complete with little twin victory signs* Yoshiaki finally win fight!! now you come with Yoshiaki!

Gild: that could be taken way wrong...

Beyr: Mark nods a bit shoving more pop corn in his mouth a suprise sign is given by Black who stands up holding out a finger* HOLD ON A MOMENT.. *bad dubbing anf acting* I want.. rematch you japaneese freak! *He swaggers and staggers for a second before colapsing... only to get up and fall a few more times.. * YOSHI WINS! *like that video game dude*

Lynda: *Yoshi waves banners- don't ask where he got them- celebrating his victory* haaaa! You know american dog that Japanese make all things better! *stirkes a pose, one foot on Black*

Beyr: *THE END rolls up the screen* *credits and cheesy MIDI music* Written and produced by Lynda and Beyr..
HEY I want MY name first.. !!
Directed by: Beyr and Lynda..

Lynda: Hey! it was my idea! *runs over and grabs the words, fixing them.* directed by Lynda and beyr* *puts on new midi music- Aqua-Under the water*

Beyr: *FIXES theme music* *black hole sun* *fixed words and growls* Beyr and Lynda

Lynda: *refixes it* Lynda and Beyr! *puts Aqua back on, glaring*
meanwhile- the Runners and Hunters are wondering just where the hell these two came from and how they got those words in the air.* are they overlords ya think?

Beyr: *Ignores them..* *growls* BEYR AND LYNDA *puts on BLACK HOLE SUN Damn it* *more credits* *shot on location at the Mall, BY Beyr and Lynda*

Lynda: I don't want it at all the mall! *slaps up "filmed at the French airport by Lynda and Beyr- stomping on the midi till it turns into aqua again.*
*meanwhile- unnaturals are sneaking up..*

Beyr: *still oblivious* *growls* It happened AT THE MALL Damn it! *snaps on Black hole sun and swiches names around* *huffing anf puffing*
*UNnaturals get ready to Attack* *LED by Yoshi and Black who are EAGER to get rid of their Mun's at this point*

Lynda: THE AIRPORT! *fixes everything again,glaring past her- then blinking* uh oh.......
*the group rushes them*

Beyr: *Muns die* *well she does anyhow* *credits roll.. and then "The End?" pops up * *glares from up at heaven* *GLARING where Lynda may be YELLING* THIS IS ALL YER FAULT! damned rassin frassin... *grumbles and sighs* *meets Exit and Mersea though...*

Lynda: *pokes Karen from where she's nicely roasting* whatcha yellin' up that way for?

Beyr: *blinks* Freezing my wings off *God boots her for being ungrateful* *whimpers* *plops down beside the brimstone and fire* *steals Satan's Cofee* Um... Heaven won't take us Hell don't want us.. now what?

Lynda: we write a sequel of course!

..end!